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Teacher:
Why did you not study?
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Me:
A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
Sam (Sammich).17. favorite bands - BVB, Asking Alexandria, D.R.U.G.S, Of Mice & Men, Motionless in White. I will follow back, and this is the advanced apology for some of the shit I will post, it wil be depressing and or about the black veil brides!
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air. earth. fire. cabbage. long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. then everything changed when the cabbage men attacked. only the avatar, master of all three elements and vegetable could stop them. but when the world needed him the most, he turned into a carrot
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They just make me so happy,omgThis is for iknewwhenifirstsawy0u by myself and youdfucklikeawh0re. We love you Samantha<3
this is what my friends do in the car…
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BUCKET
FOR
MY
FUCKING
FEELS
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Happy 46th birthday, Helena! ♚
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Pierce the Veil did a song with Kellin Quinn of Sleeping with Sirens. They will release “King for a Day” on June 5th. The song is the first single off Collide with The Sky, due out July 17th via Fearless Records.
I am pretty excited!
those voices together oh dear god
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I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from
That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.
I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?
oh my god i am dying
